I'll sleep when I'm dead

I has been a month since my last post. Sorta got bored of whining here. I'm dead beat. Just wanna go to bed. But I can't sleep. I think I'll be happier if I was borned deaf. All those effing noises. Arghhh!!! Shut the fuck up already. I need to sleep. Why can't you people go to bed at night and be awake at sunrise just like what NORMAL humans should do.

If you have been reading my blog you should have known that I was totally thrilled last semester about moving out of the campus hostel cos it is overpopulated, hence, the noises which make me feel like throwing a cocktail molotov to any noise producing being. And now, here I am renting a house right behind "Restoran Ala Thai". Bodoh name. Throw hand grenade at you. My room's window is DIRECTLY facing the kitchen. And for some odd reason, they operate at weird hours. ie it's already 3 am and the guy is still frying shits for customers who strangely have their dinners in the wee hours of the morning. Wth? Periodictly, you can hear the sound of the mak cik washing dishes, and those running the restaurant shouting at each other. And the cook hitting the frying pan. By the time they clean up, it'll be 4 am ish. Which left me with another 3 hours before any one of my housemates are awake. Wth?

Why????!!!!!

I'd rather have only four senses if I have to live my life like this.
I even stop listening to music whenever the surrounding is quiet. Gotta cherish those quiet moments. xp



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And I'm very annoyed whenever I hear people complaining about "insomnia" when they just had one sleepless night. You're not insomniac. You probably overslept. You're pissing off those who really suffer from insomnia. Even we don't whine about it during the day, so why should you? One very good suggestion to safe your friends' ear from bleeding: Go scribble in the toilet wall if you're ah beng/lian. Or buy a note book and turn it into a "whine journal". For those kiamsiap cases, just buy a buku lima lima lima and write down all your emo thoughts in it. (Buku lima lima lima has now improved. It is made of quality paper and has a nice smooth cover. Very much different than when one of my friends used to use it as buku hutang(lol) back in standard 3. Which leads me to another story... Once upon a time, there lived a hungry girl cos she left her recess food at home. Her blood glucose level was running low, like the vitality indicator on the bottom left of the screen in Diablo II when your Sorceress/Assassin/Barbarian/wateva is attacked by hundreds of cows in Moo Moo World. So she borrowed tiga puluh sen from her friend to buy a bowl of mee something. On following day, the honest little girl returned tiga puluh sen she borrowed cos even at a very young age, she realise that it is not nice to owe others money for too long. Her friend took the tiga puluh sen and put it in her pocket. So the innocent little girl tot everything was settled, until one day, approximately 2 weeks later, her friend came asking for tiga puluh sen from her. Shocked, she said that she had already returned the tiga puluh sen and her friend gave her that "yer right" look. Her friend then told her she was certain that she still owes her tiga puluh sen and was sorta announcing to the world that she used the tiga puluh sen to buy a bowl of mee something. Why? How can she be so sure? She said her buku lima lima lima says so. Therefore, it is concrete evident and it's even legal in any court proceeding to claim that your friends owe you xx amount of money provided you draw margins and lable your margins in your buku lima lima lima according to date, name, and amount owe. Unsatisfied, that honest little girl tried to make her friend recall that she had already returned the tiga puluh sen. She even mentioned the place she returned the tiga puluh sen, which hand she received it and which pocket she put it into. After a short argument her friend wanted to act "dai fong", told her, "nevermind lor. You say u return ma return d lor" with her muka cokodok basi. Ohh the best part is... the whole incident was witnessed by the little girl's classmates and oso some kaypo students lah. She was damn paiseh that time. But it's alright, she still live to repeat this story. I remember how lcl laughed her intestine off back in form 4 when i told her this story. wei it's only tiga puluh sen la. And your buku lima lima lima system sucks. Btw the "friend" I've mentioned then grew up to be an "oh-so-awesome-and-cool" person, or whatever she believes she is. Honestly, wearing skimpy clothes and speaking with weird accent (like whenever i have an ulcer on my tongue) doesn't make you cool. Which also leads me to another incident which I'm too tired to type right now. Tell you in another sleepless night la )







Something unrelated, "overgrown babies" also annoy me. I believe that most people with a sound brain would stand on my side. As young adults, it is almost a must to know how to behave when... dowan to blog bout this. I fear for my life. And is it that important to attract attention? Attention seekers deserve a bitch slap kau kau. Along with those who repeats the same old thing again and again and again (an exception to my stories cos mine's not irritating) . And if you're a loner, does that make you a loser? Some people think so.